The Breakroom of a Thousand Nightmares

Cthulhu Amalgamated #3


“Horror comedy is a tough nut to crack, and Lovecraftian comedy tougher, but Griffis had me genuinely belly laughing for three books now. If you’re tired of the constant mainstream slop being shoved into your face, splurge this summer and grab the trilogy. You’ll have good vibes from beyond the stars.” – Upstream Reviews on The Breakroom of a Thousand Nightmares, Cthulhu, Amalgamated Book Three

“A Cthulhian romp that’s equal parts Terry Pratchett and Mel Brooks… and it just might be the funniest novel I’ve ever read.” – Upstream Reviews on The Thing from HRCthulhu, Amalgamated Book One

“If you’re looking for a horror-comedy with a nice slice of history on the side, you can’t do better than The Auditors of Doom.

“His blend of humor and ghastly imagination makes this an excellent read.”
Amazon reviewers on The Auditors of DoomCthulhu, Amalgamated Book Two

Just back from another thrilling adventure down among the Hairless Apes, our every-Thing hero Narg faces the most terrifying corporate challenge yet: a promotion! Reporting directly to The Blithering Excrescence From Beyond The Stars (aka, his Uncle Beefbits), he and Murph find themselves getting down with the Humans again. But what do G-men, CERN, and small grey aliens have to do with the Amalgamation? Discover the truth in The Breakroom of a Thousand Nightmares, Book Three of the Escapade Fantastique that is the Cthulhu, Amalgamated series.